Anna Nicole Smith Biography

“I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe and find my own Clark Gable.”

“I didn’t get to masturbate this morning and I’ve been dying to, so I’ve gotta go.” [On calling off her day of house hunting]

“I was honoured to be on our next performer’s new video. And if I ever record an album, I want this guy to produce it and make me beautiful duets, ‘cause he’s a freakin’ genius!” [Introducing Kanye West at the 2004 American Music Awards]

“It’s very expensive to be me. It’s terrible the things I have to do to be me.”

“Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.”

“A ghost hung like a horse, an effin’ huge horse, would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I was freaked out about it but then I was like, well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.” [In answer to an FHM magazine interview question about the kinkiest sex she had ever had]

“It’s been seven years since I’ve had sex.”