Gilda Radner Biography

"I'm so full I can't hear."

"If humour was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor."

"Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb."

"Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end."

"Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats who spy up your rectums and look down your throats. I used to revere them and do what they said 'til I learned what they learned on was already dead."