Quotes

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.”

“I'm charming, but I dip into the Prozac now and then.”

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

“Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.”

 

My Big Fat Operation

Sometimes shocking but always fascinating – witness the true face of Britain’s battle with the bulge!

 

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