Quotes

On life:
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

 

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."

 

On acting:
"It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what is between her ears instead of her legs."

 

"Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do."

 

"Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. 'Beat it, ' I said, 'go sit on a tack!' 'We made you, ' they said. 'Like hell you did, ' I told them."

 

On marriage:
"It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract."

 

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

 

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