Ozzy Osbourne Biography

"When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before."

"Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most."

"I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the f*ck am I?"

"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."