Paul James O Grady Biography

"People get confused with drag and transvestism. There's no sexual kick for me, believe you f*cking me! No money, no dressy uppy!"

"Schizophrenic homosexual - my kind of man."

"Life's too short to clean an oven."

"I'm the Valerie Singleton of the nineties."

"You need two things in a riot - flat shoes and a pram."

"I can't ride a bike, I've got no arse!"

“I like older men. They're always more grateful."

"I'm not Carol Vorderman - you wouldn't see me getting drunk in a kebab shop."

"My name's Lily Savage. Oh, God, it's not Lily Savage, it's Paul O'Grady."