Robin Williams Biography

“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you’re making too much money."

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are."

"Comedy is acting out optimism."

"A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.”

"You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once."