Russell Brand Biography

“I've always had this impulse to be destructive. I have to say to myself, 'remember, you've got all these things to do - don't ruin it just for the moment.'”

“It was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.” Brand talking about George W. Bush.

“It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.”

“I'm determined to find the right woman and settle down and live a very quiet life, perhaps in a lighthouse.”

“The queen said she wished it was me that broke into her bedroom."

“Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president, but I know America to be a forward-thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?”