The Simpsons Biography

Homer: "Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks." (7G03)

Marge: "Homer, I don't want to leave Springfield. I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and i'm not about to hoist myself out of it." (3F23)

Bart: "Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing." (7F01)

Lisa: "I'll be playing my first solo. If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday." (7F06)