Quotes

"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

"Say anything that you like about me, except that I drink water."

"Anyone who hates small dogs and children can't be all bad."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. "
 

 

My Big Fat Operation

Sometimes shocking but always fascinating – witness the true face of Britain’s battle with the bulge!

 

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